{"product_id":"365-quotes-for-a-daily-dose-of-dry-humor-von-tim-reichel","title":"365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor","description":"\n \n \u003cb\u003eSatirical quotes for every day\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n Whether in everyday life or on special events: An appropriate quote can save any situation and provide new momentum. How-ever, if you want to stand out from the crowd and show character, you need to demonstrate originality. My suggestion: humor. Brutal-ly truthful and slightly mean humor, to be precise. Instead of tor-menting your fellow human beings with corny positive banter, you can turn the tables and hand out a few snappy sayings.\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \n \u003cb\u003eDry humor disguised as original quotes\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n An atrocious quip at the right time invigorates every relationship, shakes things up and creates a new perspective. It's not about of-fending the other person (at least not permanently), but solely about the surprising impulse and the shared joy of a little blunt-ness.\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \n \u003cb\u003eThe ultimate collection of satirical quotes\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n The quotes in this book come from writers, politicians, scientists, actors, artists and other important personalities. In short: from suc-cessful people who have achieved great things and developed a passion for sarcastic remarks and subtle jibes. I would like to pass this curious collection on to you.\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \n \u003cb\u003eA cheeky quote every day\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n In this book, each day of the year has its own quote. Although I have assigned each quote to a specific date, this does not mean that you have to follow my pre-selection. You can read the book in a criss-cross fashion and remind yourself of your favorite sayings over and over again. I have also categorized the quotes themati-cally so that you can quickly find the most (in)appropriate words for special occasions such as birthdays, weddings or family celebra-tions.\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \n \u003cb\u003eA little foretaste\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 15th January:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “An intelligent man sometimes needs to be drunk to spend time with idiots.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Ernest Hemingway\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 11th February:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “In old age, children are a comfort as long as they don't come to visit you.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Sarah Bernhardt\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 18th March:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “You never know what's going to happen in this world. I'll just keep my mouth shut. That's a good idea.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Gertrude Stein\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 1st April:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “In our time there is a lot of talk about irony and humor, especially by people who have never been able to practice it.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Søren Kierkegaard\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 4th May:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “There may be better air in heaven, but there is certainly better company in hell.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - George Bernard Shaw\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 27th June:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “There are many people I would like to miss right now.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Tomi Ungerer\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 4th July:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “The men of today are also no longer what they have never been.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Kylie Minogue\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 6th August:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “Digging a pit for others is exhausting, but it almost always pays off.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - David Herbert Lawrence\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 26th September:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “The best proof of knowledge of human nature is quiet homicidal desires.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Frank Sinatra\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 20th October:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “Silent people become even more boring when they start talking.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Jane Austen\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 15th November:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “Gloating is a never-ending source of strength and serenity.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Frank Billings Kellogg\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n 24th December:\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n “A family reunion is not only the fault of those who host it, but also of those who do not prevent it.”\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n - Karl Kraus\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n \n \n \u003cb\u003eAlways a proper saying on hand\u003c\/b\u003e\n \n \u003cbr\u003e\n In this book 365 mean quotes are waiting for you so that you can pick up a new dose of dry humor and quick wit every day. 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